Some of my favorite new phrases:
When a ball dreams, it dreams it's a frisbee.
(Life is Good sports clothing store window)
It may appear I'm doing nothing, but on a cellular level, I'm really very busy.
"Just as people prefer their mathematicians to be endearingly deranged, most people prefer their writers to be lonely schlubs." Rumpus.net.
"Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there." Josh Billings
Every man who is not a monster, mathematician or a mad philosopher, is the slave of some woman or other.
George Eliot, Scenes of Clerical Life - Amos Barton
...marketing is about giving the customer what they want before they know that they want it....Forbes: Luxury
"In character, in manners, in style, in all things, the supreme excellence is simplicity."
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"Personal experiences affect the facts that judges choose to see." - Sonia Sotomayor
"Earlier in my life I thought the things that mattered were the things that you could see, like your car, your house, your wealth, your property, your office. But as I've grown older I've become convinced that the things that matter most are the things that you can't see -- the love you share with others, your inner purpose, your comfort with who you are."
Johnny Depp "quotes the old adage: "Money doesn't buy you happiness. But it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.""
"Preconceptions are often misconceptions" -- moi